Sunday, September 7, 2008

Barnes and Noble

today i decided to try doing my homework at barnes and noble....mostly hoping it will keep me better focused....i did get alot done, but let me tell you about the characters i saw....

the man in his yankee pj's....yes, it's true, an adult man was in his pj's....yankee's pj's....he was also carefully studying the sex section...CREEPY

also in the sex section- another man- long ponytail.....he stood there in the section and looked at every book...he had to be there at least half an hour (and the section is only one small book case)

the first date...as I was reading about the commercialization of higher education- i kept hearing this annoying throaty laugh...i finally looked up and saw two people sitting at a high table....the annoying laugh coming for a very plain looking woman...sitting across from a man with no hair dressed "athletically." being who i am, i decided to listen....what i learned is the woman has not been in a long term relationship for more than 4 years, she has a cat who scratches her alot, and she likes to hang out in the music section at b and n.....also, she has a very annoying laugh that comes out of her alot

and now onto the worker lady....she carries this "i don't care about anything" attitude, as she walks around picking up books people have left behind....she seems put off by the fact that this is her job, yet secretly seems to enjoy it.....i also wonder about the goth look but not really...maybe she is a vampire...all i know- is she can walk by me anytime.

then there was "alex" this is not his real name, but i have decided to name him....he just walked around for about 4 hours....talking to himself about the circus....just paced about the sitting area....sometimes he had a book in his hand....he even asked a worker to not take his book....then he got a call and told the person on the other end they better not be outside waiting for him....he wasn't ready to go home....and then he paced more

oh, you might be wondering if i got any work done....i did....it's true...yo

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